tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12678875796954668752011-12-01T02:21:03.060-08:00Christmas jokes for whole familly. Get some fun folks!argoniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15274704740250905005noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267887579695466875.post-62056553961770289952007-12-10T19:47:00.000-08:002007-12-10T19:52:07.631-08:00Knock-Knock<br />Who's There<br />Holly<br />Holly who?<br />Holly-Days...Happy Holly Days<br /><br />Knock-Knock<br />Who's There<br />Oakum<br />Oakum who?<br />Oakum All Ye Faithful...<br /><br />Knock-Knock<br />Who's There<br />Donut<br />Donut who?<br />Donut open until Christmas<br /><br />Knock-Knock<br />Who's There?<br />Who-Who<br />Who-Who Who?<br />It's Santa Owl!<br /><br />Knock-Knock<br />Who's There<br />Wenceslas<br />Wenceslas who?<br />Wenceslas train to Clarksville?<br /><br />Knock-Knock<br />Who's There<br />Wayne<br />Wayne who?<br />Wayne in a Manger...<br /><br />Knock-Knock<br />Who's There<br />Mary<br />Mary who?<br />Mary-Christmas!<br /><br />Knock-Knock<br />Who's There<br />Rudolph<br />Rudolph who?<br />Money is the Rudolph of all evil.<br /><br />Knock-Knock<br />Who's There<br />Avery<br />Avery who<br />Avery Merry-Christmas to you.<br /><br />Knock-Knock<br />Who's There<br />Igloo<br />Igloo who?<br />Igloo Santa, like I knew Santa...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1267887579695466875-6205655396177028995?l=christmasfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>argoniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15274704740250905005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267887579695466875.post-22626140319699173932007-12-10T19:44:00.001-08:002007-12-10T19:53:28.698-08:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Where does Santa hide his gift to Mrs. Claus. </span><br />The Clauset of course!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Why does Santa have three gardens? </span><br />He likes to "Hoe, hoe, hoe!".<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? </span><br />Crisp Kringle.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? </span><br />Claus-Trophobic.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Why does Santa go down the chimney ? </span><br />Because it soots him !<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Who delivers Christmas presents at the Haunted Opera House?</span><br />Phantom Claus !<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">How many chimneys does Santa go down ? </span><br />Stacks and stacks!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh and not pigs? </span><br />Because when Pigs fly everything that wasn't supposed to happen...does.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">When Santa is on the beach what do the elfs call him? </span><br />Sandy Claus<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">What do you call Santa's-father's-sister? </span><br />Auntie Claus<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">What do you call Santa's annual barn dance? </span><br />A Ho, Ho, Ho Down!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">What does Santa write on his Christmas cards ?</span><br />ABCDEFGHIJK_ MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L , No-L) !<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">What did Mary Poppins ask from Santa for Christmas?</span> SuperClausiFragilisticExpialliSnowshoes...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1267887579695466875-2262614031969917393?l=christmasfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>argoniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15274704740250905005noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267887579695466875.post-80686258764656510042007-12-10T19:42:00.002-08:002007-12-10T19:43:33.022-08:00Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.<br /><br />Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.<br /><br />Do you know what it is like to put up fifteen hundred Christmas lights on the roof of a house? The kids are giving two to one I'm gonna come down the chimney before Santa Claus does.<br /><br />Every Christmas pageant throughout the world has a scene showing Joseph leading Mary into Bethlehem on a donkey. Do you realize what would happen if the Republicans asked for equal time?<br /><br />Sometimes I get the feelin that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1267887579695466875-8068625876465651004?l=christmasfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>argoniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15274704740250905005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267887579695466875.post-24300550790594360212007-12-10T19:42:00.001-08:002007-12-10T19:42:39.332-08:00Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?<br />Answer: Snowflakes.<br /><br />Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?<br />Answer: Sandy Claws.<br /><br />Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?<br />Answer: Ribbon hood.<br /><br />Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?<br />Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.<br /><br />Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?<br />Answer: Frostbite.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1267887579695466875-2430055079059436021?l=christmasfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>argoniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15274704740250905005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267887579695466875.post-15447915728660693892007-12-10T19:40:00.001-08:002007-12-10T19:40:40.547-08:00You might be a Redneck if... You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1267887579695466875-1544791572866069389?l=christmasfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>argoniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15274704740250905005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267887579695466875.post-78545141797767395332007-12-10T19:38:00.000-08:002007-12-10T19:39:39.511-08:0010. The hours, the weather and the trend toward smaller chimneys.<br /><br />9. Nike won't give him a lucrative side-contract.<br /><br />8. Reindeer and elves have unionized.<br /><br />7. New tax on flying sleighs.<br /><br />6. Sleigh fuel has gone through the roof.<br /><br />5. Needs extra cash to cover off-season gambling losses.<br /><br />4. New air traffic controllers.<br /><br />3. Cost of living increase at the North Pole.<br /><br />2. Children don't leave as many cookies as they used to.<br /><br />1. Mrs. Clause told him to.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1267887579695466875-7854514179776739533?l=christmasfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>argoniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15274704740250905005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267887579695466875.post-63809064044539276922007-12-10T19:36:00.000-08:002007-12-10T19:38:40.747-08:00Final countdown!<br /><br />10. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!<br /><br />9. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!<br /><br />8. Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!<br /><br />7. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low ELF esteem!<br /><br />6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite!<br /><br />5. Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them!<br /><br />4. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!<br /><br />3. What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!<br /><br />2. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!<br /><br />1. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1267887579695466875-6380906404453927692?l=christmasfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>argoniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15274704740250905005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267887579695466875.post-83856540252493891622007-12-10T19:35:00.000-08:002007-12-10T19:36:02.283-08:00Knock Knock.<br /><br />Who’s there?<br /><br />Centipede.<br /><br />Centipede who?<br /><br />Centipede on the Christmas Tree!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1267887579695466875-8385654025249389162?l=christmasfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>argoniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15274704740250905005noreply@blogger.com0